Mary Poppins Strikes Back
A review of the soundtrack of Mary Poppins Strikes back could just as easily describe the entire film, which is neither a reboot nor a rehash, but truly a return.
Movies and Music
Solo: A Star Wars iPad
Solo: A Star Wars Story and Apple have something in common. Shut down the main reactor and hear my case.
Solo is awesome. The internet is not.
You could believe that Solo: A Star Wars Story is a troubled film, or you could shut off the internet and actually watch it and be very happy that you did!
I Hate You and I Berate You
The “I Hate You” Punk On Bus in Star Trek IV is one of the great sci-fi comic relief bit parts. The kinder, gentler Punk is back, and he has a grey beard just like me!
Chitty Chitty Bond Bond
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a singing, dancing James Bond musical for kids. Honesty. Truly. This will rock your world.
Life, the Universe, and The Force Awakens
Don’t let internet snark ruin your experience with Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Heck, don’t let snark ruin your life!
One Christmas Album To Rule Them All
Do you celebrate Christmas with an Advent Wreath and a punching bag, or with the Best Christmas Album Ever? Come and see!
Deliver Us From Star Wars Masks and Face Paint!
Theater chains prepare to protect the public from Star Wars masks, light sabers, and face paint. Cue C-3PO, “This is madness!”
Vin Diesel Tolkien It To The Streets
Vin Diesel loves JRR Tolkien and says The Silmarillion taught him about death. Come and see the freaky Tolkien / Diesel parallels. And Kojak.
Saint John Greenleaf of Mirkwood
Has Peter Jackson inserted Legolas into the story of Jesus’ resurrection in a newly commissioned painting? Take a look at St. John Greenleaf of Mirkwood.
The Push Me Pull You Model of Moral Decline
Is Doctor Dolittle’s Push Me Pull You a brilliant metaphor or just a way for Hollywood to give me childhood nightmares? a Inquiring minds want to know.