I voted today in my old Junior High, which hasn’t been a Junior High in a very long time. As I stood in the long line in the hallway, it occurred to me that the rack of lockers there have not been used as lockers in, perhaps decades.
So, I opened the nearest locker, and what to my wondering eyes should appear?
A pair of gym shorts.
That is not the needle I was looking for in the locker haystack.
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